In the cover image, and several images throughout, Johnson is wearing blue jeans and a white t-shirt – a classic American outfit – and he's accessorizing with a beige handkerchief. If you aren't ...

I’m so sartorially clueless that when I spot a gay guy wearing a brown hanky in the left pocket, I usually think, “Fashionable!” But of course what it really means is “Scat top!” Prepare to run as far ...