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  1. Dr. Doofenshmirtz "If I Had A Nickel" - Know Your Meme

    If I had a nickel for every time I was "doomed" by a puppet, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?" This is part of a running gag in the series, where he reveals …

  2. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was ...

    A great memorable quote from the Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension movie on Quotes.net - Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a …

  3. If I Had a Nickel… - TV Tropes

    Another variant, courtesy of the quote above, is "If I had a nickel for every X, I'd have (number of X) nickels." which is nowadays 2 and used to comment on a weird and unlikely event that somehow …

  4. If I had a nickel for every time [X], I'd have two nickels. Which isn't ...

    Dec 6, 2021 · If I had a nickel for every time a penguin was commander of the Norwegian royal guard, I have three nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  5. Seeing Double: Rare Things That Somehow Happened Twice

    From a baby having two separate birthdays to a scammer selling the Eiffel Tower on two occasions, here are 20 weird things we'd have two nickels for because they happened twice.

  6. Where Did The Line 'I Would Have Two Nickels' Come From? Dr ...

    Jun 3, 2024 · Another example of this retroactively assigned framing is the phrase, If I had a nickel for every time (something) happened, I'd have two nickels-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it …

  7. If I Had a Nickel | Tropedia | Fandom

    This becomes a Subverted Trope when a character instead says something like, "If I had a nickel for every time X happened...I'd have two nickels." Lately, this subversion has become common enough …

  8. Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension - IMDb

    Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (TV Movie 2011) - * Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a …

  9. Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension - TV Tropes

    He also knows you two are the only ones capable of helping him, because you two are the only ones capable of creating.... these. (Cue all of Phineas' and Ferb's inventions being recreated right there in …

  10. Best Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz Quotes | Quote Catalog

    “Wow, if I had a nickel every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice, right?”